November 2011
7 posts
Because sometimes you have to spell it out. →
no mention of holes in the wall or toe tapping though….
Talk about calling in to work... →
March 2009
20 posts
WIS Kicking 'Butt' video →
Listen about a minute in…. is that a ‘smoker’s cough’? nice.
“And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe...”
– Lt. Peter Bartlett, Manchester Police on pranked nude KFC employees
“ugly bags of mostly water: we have war with you”
– jdsharpe quoting Startrek TNG one of the original episodes
Me: Did anyone see Brothers & Sisters on Sunday?
Heather: I saw a minute of it, did they have the baby?
Me: Yeah
Heather: They had a surrogate didn’t they, she didn’t look pregnant.
Me: Yeah a surrogate. If Calista Flockhart ever got pregnant her body would probably think the fetus was food and consume it.
“Your agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling...”
– Adam on my facebook statuses.