For those things that are completely uncalled for or just too much.Tumblr (3.0; @uncalledfor)http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/ZrKR6DqAPljm7mpzfxYpLkaWo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wood.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/90174265http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/90174265Tue, 31 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sIHRGTVG5qI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sIHRGTVG5qI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://butseriously.tumblr.com/post/90708719/modern-day-jesus-still-funny">butseriously</a>:</p> <blockquote>modern day jesus - still funny</blockquote> <p>What fresh hell for this rainy Saturday afternoon, thanks Cluurrre</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/90712171http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/90712171Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:54:48 -0400<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/ZrKR6DqAPljm2c9cHWRNyIUHo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Poor Devil</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/90173327http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/90173327Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:19:07 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_fJOaqsBXAc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_fJOaqsBXAc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><h2>TODAY is forever deemed INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE WILLIAM SHATNER DAY!</h2> <p>via <a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40518">anticool</a></p> <p>Happy Birthday William Shatner, We love you.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88885138http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88885138Sun, 22 Mar 2009 20:39:00 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/ZrKR6DqAPlay7w91Q8l0vexXo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Discriminating Odors.</p> <blockquote> <p> How do I know I’m gay? God gave me a <b>sensitive schnoz</b>. To put it delicately, when it comes to the olfactory emanations of certain blossoms particularly when they’re blooms of a <b>certain season</b> - it’s no <b>Summer’s Breeze</b>. And while the beauty of spring may endure I really don’t want to be surrounded by the smell of <b>Bradford Pears</b> which outside of this overgrown metaphor is still the closest descriptor I know… yack!</p> </blockquote>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88293141http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88293141Fri, 20 Mar 2009 17:49:00 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3715286&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3715286&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3715286&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://ohhaveyouseenthis.blogspot.com/2009/03/seed.html">Have You Seen This?!</a></p> <p>This was kinda cool, the graphics are pretty <i>fetch</i>.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88081162http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88081162Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:19:36 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9s76VJQZT8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9s76VJQZT8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>FREAKY!!!</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88079577http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88079577Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:12:23 -0400<a href="http://www.wistv.com/global/category.asp?c=151146&clipId=&topVideoCatNo=3851&topVideoCatNoB=67010&topVideoCatNoC=125643&topVideoCatNoD=87934&topVideoCatNoE=138849&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=3566138">WIS Kicking 'Butt' video</a>: <p>Listen about a minute in…. is that a ‘smoker’s cough’? <i>nice</i>.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88078410http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/88078410Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:07:32 -0400<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/bffYeFaT2kp8uan60IVOFNVto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mean-streak.tumblr.com/post/83823028/tomorrow">mean-streak</a>:</p> <blockquote>Tomorrow.</blockquote> <p>Yeah, can’t wait!</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83945209http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83945209Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:52:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fxpN2XrYDLM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fxpN2XrYDLM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Disney Cartoons were always the most racist</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83758428http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83758428Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:26:21 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SInPXQCBQ7s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SInPXQCBQ7s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.omgblog.com/2009/03/omg_bad_kitties_mac_ad.php">omgblog</a>)</p> <blockquote> <p>“Watch for the dirty leather-daddy Hello Kitties after Alice falls through the vagina.”</p> </blockquote> <p>Haute Hello Kitty Kouture</p> <p>Lewis Carrol undoubtedly would approve. </p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83354037http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83354037Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:22:04 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/ZrKR6DqAPkn0kk8rW2cfiy7lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><blockquote>[Facebook Poster] at 4:01pm March 3 <b>I still need a soccer player, an arab and a herpes whore!</b> </blockquote> Don’t we all?</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83345404http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83345404Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:48:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qzz9P81BfbI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qzz9P81BfbI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Yeah, <i>love</i> you, right.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83336722http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83336722Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:17:19 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/JGHOLPXkEkmgjc70wQVPFhQSo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jenray.tumblr.com/post/83203983/since-we-got-totally-ripped-off-of-snow-i-made-a">jenray</a>:</p> <blockquote>Since we got totally ripped off of snow I made a mud-man yesterday.</blockquote> <p>awww, I love Jen Ray!</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83335999http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83335999Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:14:38 -0500““And then they were told by this person on the phone to go outside and disrobe and actually urinate on one another to decontaminate each other,””<br/><br/> - <em><a target="_blank" href="http://www.wmur.com/news/18813192/detail.html">Lt. Peter Bartlett</a>, Manchester Police on pranked <a target="_blank" href="http://www.wmur.com/news/18803151/detail.html">nude KFC employees</a></em>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83009815http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/83009815Mon, 02 Mar 2009 22:01:24 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/ZrKR6DqAPklhf7dctimYq7sFo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>nothing like a good scotch to help get settled in for the evening.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82995231http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82995231Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:04:58 -0500“ugly bags of mostly water: we have war with you”<br/><br/> - <em> jdsharpe quoting Startrek TNG one of the original episodes</em>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82991513http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82991513Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:51:35 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/ZrKR6DqAPklgtudpJrjSEAITo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_self" href="http://butseriously.tumblr.com/post/82131163/tofuttibreak-via-astralzoo-yep-im-into-it#disqus_thread">But Seriously</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/post/81841022/via-astralzoo">tofuttibreak</a>:</p> <blockquote>(via <a target="_blank" href="http://astralzoo.tumblr.com/">astralzoo</a>)</blockquote> <p>yep… i’m into it. </p> </blockquote> <p>Hell’s yeah</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82990663http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82990663Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:48:22 -0500<p><b><img width="470" src="http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Bq_Bz/BrothersAndSisters/season1_adds/brothers-sisters-lowe94.jpg" alt="Brothers & Sisters" height="330"/></b></p> <p><b>Me</b>: Did anyone see <i>Brothers & Sisters</i> on Sunday?</p> <p><b>Heather</b>: I saw a minute of it, did they have the baby?</p> <p><b>Me</b>: Yeah</p> <p><b>Heather</b>: They had a surrogate didn’t they, she didn’t look pregnant.</p> <p><b>Me</b>: Yeah a surrogate. If Calista Flockhart ever got pregnant <b>her body would probably think the fetus was food and consume it</b>.</p>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82986255http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82986255Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:30:26 -0500“Your agonizingly trivial Twitter updates only confirm the bone-chilling hollowness of your existence.”<br/><br/> - <em>Adam on my facebook statuses.</em>http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82978708http://uncalledfor.tumblr.com/post/82978708Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:01:39 -0500